Aloha Tribe,
So, I've been sitting here with my friend, and, we've been discussing what to do if we got stranded on a tropcial island, the stereotypic desert island.
1. Build a surfboard.
Here's why. You're a surfer. And, on being stranded on some lost uncharted desert island, you'll probably die anyways before you're found, so, step one above seems the most logical step.
2. Search for the perfect break, even if it means walking the entire perimeter of the island, after all, what the hell else are you going to do since you have all the time in the world.
3. Surf.
4. Collect some water between surf sessions.
5. Surf more.
6. Maybe catch a fish or shellfish or something to eat. You won't probably have any means of making fire, since, you probably got here by accident, so, unless you're a Chi Gung master who knows how to use chi to make fire, just eat your fish sushi style, namely, raw and wiggling.
7. Work on your tan. You want to look good if you get rescued.
8. Get all the islands breaks wired. That way, when you open a surf tour to your island later, you'll be the master vagabond feral surfer of the entire island.
Bodaciously Stoked,
Lily of the Valley
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